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Innate problems in the educational system November 30, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — tb4me2000 @ 10:48 am

Okay, so, I realize that I’ve yet to tell you all about York, ore the rest of my Thanksgiving, or my excellent adventure in Covent Garden yesterday, but, you know, I will. As I was browsing The Student Room’s forums today, searching for the differences between American essay formatting and UK essay formatting (apparently, Brits write the question at the top of their paper? What question? Why? Where’d the thesis go? Why can’t you tell what the question is from the thesis?), I came across this post, entitled ‘Microsoft Word Spell Check’. I recount it here mainly because I feel like having a laugh at somebody else’s misguided sense of grammar without shoving it in their faces.

“Mircosoft Word Spell Check

…Is bemusing.

Often when I type ‘ are ‘ it highlights this with wrong and suggests ‘ is ‘.

So a sentence like ….. ‘ Arsenal Football Club ‘ are absolute rubbish … will be changed to ‘ is absolute rubbish ‘.

Who is right?”

Um. ‘Mircosoft’ is. Arsenal Football Club = singular. Is = singular. Match the singular noun with the singular verb, and you get a correct sentence. Brava! Nobody answered one way or the other, btw.
 

Thanksgiving Day (Parade!) November 27, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — tb4me2000 @ 10:20 am

Well, NBC didn’t pan out (because they suck and don’t stream it online, so I’m watching on earthcam.com, which is…eh. Kinda crappy, but I can see floats and balloons and things…

9:40 – A smurf, and a turkey, and I think two big pumpkins just went by. And a few clowns?

I really enjoy watching the performances during the parade, so I’m hoping they’ll be up on youtube later this week, especially Broadway casts because I really want to see how White Christmas and South Pacific do, and it’s always entertaining to watch Ariel from The Little Mermaid walk around with her tail…

9:45 – Band alert! Red and white uniforms. Can’t hear them, though. Oooh! Snoopy! In the background! I see him! Yup. Definitely Snoopy, with his little goggles…er…big goggles.

You know, this is kind of deceptive. The video isn’t really streaming, at least not for me. It loads a new image, then a minute later, if you’re lucky, it loads something else. Sometimes you get the image of cops walking. Sometimes. But seriously, Snoopy hasn’t moved for two minutes. Not cool. Americans abroad need something better! Come on NBC.

9:49 – Um. Dog? Person on float? I don’t know how long I can sit and watch this. I kind of want to take a nap. And a shower. Horses! I see horses! Real ones, not plastic ones. They’re carrying flags. I see one American flag, and a couple…Mexian flags? Maybe. Can’t make them out very well. Horse poop cleaner uppers. That must be a crap job…

So, I’ll fill you in on my life while we wait (oh! more flags! carried by people this time! balloon approaching!). I received my first grade today, in my Representing London class (I have no idea what this balloon is, but it’s red and yellow an just went by…), and I got a 72! Before you freak out and say, ‘crap, Brittany, thought you were more clever than that’, grading is different over here! 70-100 is an A, 60-69 a B, 50-59 a C, etc. 72 is really really good. (More balloons! These looks like colorful beach balls. And clowns! One is talking to the policey cops! Woot!) When you get an A, it’s for outstanding work, mastery of the assignment, perfection. Usually that’s a 70, and that’s tops. I got two marks extra because I made my seminar instructor laugh, thus, 72!

I didn’t think quick enough to scan over the other grades while I was digging through the pile (don’t worry, it’s all anonymous. we have examination numbers here, and put that on our work rather than our names.). I did observe a 57 though.

9:55 – More people, this time wearing red and yellow-orange. Clowns? Dancers? I thought it was a band or cheerleaders or something…They have big poofy skirts and interesting clothes, so maybe an ethnic dance group? Oh! Bagpipers! I think.

This guessing game is kind of entertaining.

Something else is coming closer. It’s brown. Looks like a pile of sculpted, hardened mud. Dog baring teeth? Rhino? Monster? I don’t know yet. Dude. Guess I’ll never know. I saw a big rocky thing then it went on by. Another band and color guard coming by. Band band band band band…. Off they go… One very anxious little kid in a very light colored outfit is climbing all over the barricade.

9:58 – DORA THE EXPLORER! I don’t really like Dora. I mean, I respect what she’s trying to do, but, she’s just not ‘it’ for me. She does make me think of Laura though, since she was, for some reason, quite obsessed with Dora awhile ago when she was babysitting some young girls on her street.

Bye Dora! Incidentally, Laura’s getting foot surgery. She has cysts between toes on the bones. Owwie.

10:00 – Float! Oh, it’s one of the new ones I saw on NBC’s little video about float design and production ! The Asian one! Ooh! Energizer Bunny! Doesn’t look a day older than last year. He’s very pink, no? Something else that resembles a whistle is coming now… Oh. It’s a star on a thingy pulled by a four wheeler type thing. I see something large and purple in the distance, as another…group…goes by. Coming closer, oh, and another float! So much is happening in these few minutes! Excitement pervades the air. Looks like a street thing. Maybe Sesame Street? Sort of treehouse with lamps..and things. Sesame Street balloon! It’s the purple girly monster thing with pigtails, don’t know her name, but here she flies!  Ooh. She has a magic wand, too. Cool. NYPD band? They’re all in blue… Tubas! Whoo! People with flags… Red flags… And golf carts. Interesting. Pink flags waving in the air! There’s something black on them that I can’t make out. Looks like a wiggly line, kind of like the stock market over the past ten years.

10:06 – Another balloon approaches! Looks like a dog! Pink flag guys are still on the scene. Oh. Never mind! It’s HELLO KITTY! She’s everywhere over here. I’m not really sure why. I mean, I know she was big when I was younger, but I thought she’d just sort of disappeared. Evidently not. I always liked her little friends more than her, though. I think there was a duck and a frog? Maybe?

There used to be a Hello Kitty store in the local mall, I remember it. I went there with Chris and Amanda and Susie, maybe. I only went once, but I remember it being a very extended visit for such a small store.

10:08 – More clowns! Again, something purple lingers in the distance. It’s coming clooooooser. Bumblebees! Shiney car pulling a pinky/purple castle! I think this might be the Princess Academy float, the new one, since there are girls in big poofy gowns walking about, too. Horses pulling a red carriage. More horses, this time pulling a…well, I don’t quite know. Rather looks like another carriage. Mr. Peanut mobile! Something brown and pointy is coming. Looks like… a building. It’s def. a building. But which one? Empire State Building? Maybe? It’s kind of golden though…

10:11 – Ronald McDonald balloon, proceeded by pretty Clydesdales. Lots of peoples in yellow holding onto ropes to keep Mr. McDonald under control. Biiiiig shoes. Ha. Looks like they’re trying to run out of the way of the shoe! Shoe is a little low… Ronald McDonald car? Hm.

Nothing on the horizon at the mo’. So, this afternoon, at a 5/5:45, the girls and I plus some extras are meeting up at Beaumont along with Jill’s Mom to tube to Notting Hill for dinner. Bodean’s, which is a sort BBQ/Rib chain, is hosting T-giving dinner with all the proper trimmings, i.e. turkey, so we’re heading off to that. Then, if the weather stays nice, we’re going down to Oxford St./Regent St./Carnaby St. to see Christmas lighs! I’m so excited :P

10:15 – Another star-whistle has gone by, followed by people wearing white and carrying umbrella-looking things… Odd White man thing carrying red heart is approaching. Wish I knew what it was/was sponsored by, because I can offer no guesses right now. Looks kinda creepy.

Um. I’m getting a wee bit bored, so I shall sign out for the moment. My love to you all, and Happy Thanksgiving!!

 

‘Funny things english people do’ series, part two November 26, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — tb4me2000 @ 7:39 am

Yesterday, aka marathon class day, was an amusing one for the ears. I heard so many funny stereotypical British speachisms.

Like ‘la’. Lydia says it all the time in Pride in Prejudice (and in P&P fanfiction), and I’ve always wondered how you can get off with saying ‘la’ without sounding like a git (for definition, please see my comment on the post below, aka. part one of the ‘funny things english people do’ series). Well, I heard someone say ‘la’ yesterday. It was a girl, probably nineteen or so, who is in my Narrative Fiction class. She was talking with friends before we went into the lecture room, and said it like we Americans would say ‘duh’ or ‘whatever’ in conversation. Not Valley Girl-ish, but just a nonchalant, defiant, ‘well duh, anyway…’

And then, to make my day even better for the ears, during our break for Northern Myth and Epic, one of my classmates (a girl, about twenty-one, who was sitting next to me) came storming in fuming and cursing up a store. I heard lots of ‘bloody fuck’ going on, plus ‘knob’, plus ‘cock-up’. Hahaha. She was really sincerely angry; she is on joint honors for English and Drama, and one of her drama classes has a performance next week. Apparently rehearsal space is really tightly booked, and the only day they could book rehearsal in the space they would be performing in was today and Saturday. So, during break, she went down to double check the room booking and discovered that not only had another group from her drama class booked it at the same time, but it was also being used by a class. Triple booked. Oops. Sound familiar, Players? At least we don’t double/triple book things, right? We just know months in advance that we have no chance of getting proper rehearsal space to begin with…

Cheers, darlings!

 

Funny things English People Do in Library Books November 24, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — tb4me2000 @ 5:45 pm

I know I haven’t told you all about my weekend in York yet (it was amazing!), but I will when I can. I’m drowning in work at the moment, but have decided I must relate to you this amusing note:

For my Northern Myth and Epic class, I’m currently trying to plow through Beowulf in one night. I’m almost halfway there… My copy of Beowulf is a library copy, because I have no interest in taking Beowulf home with me. As I was reading this: “Beowulf was not there, but before that, after the giving of treasure, another lodging-place had been allotted to the noble Geat.” I see these words scribbled in pencil in the margin next to ‘Geat’: ‘Git!! Tee hee!!’ Right under them in blue pen is an additional comment: “ha ha ha!”

I’m so amused.

Right. Back to Beowulf.

 

It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to… November 20, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — tb4me2000 @ 12:55 pm

CRY if I want to, CRRRRRRRY if I want to. You would cry too if it happened tooo youu! (bum buh bump bump bum!) Ha, Lesley Gore. No, my birthday did not cause me to cry, though I thought I just might as my knee made me so miserable earlier today. It’s just a song Cris and Amanda and I used to dance to (there’s probably video footage somewhere in Florida…), and since Amanda posted on my Facebook wall about going to a horseshow yesterday and seeing Kathy from my old old old FL barn, who asked about me (isn’t that sweet?), it came to mind.

My birthday was lovely, and I thank all of my wonderful friends who made it so, from Catherine who called me at 8:50 to wish me a happy day, to my parents who I called at midnight london time to announce that I was 21, to the lovely ladies who took me out for dinner and dessert. Now, let me tell you about my day.

THE DAY (that would be November 19) started with my history class led by the funniest bumbling old professor on the face of the earth, Dr. Miller. Dr. John Miller, to be precise. He always tells us these little stories that he thinks are hysterical, all about his grandchildren and dogs and whatnot. It’s so cute. And somehow, he segways into the lecture. I think he wears the same outfit every week, too. Anyway, class was fine, and at noon, I returned to my room to plan my day and eat my lunch (toasted bagel with cream cheese).

THEN, I donned my outerwear, stuffed all my worldly, necessary belongings into my tiny little bag, and headed off to the bus stop, where I waited for 20 minutes for the 205 bus, the double decker that goes to King’s Cross Train Station, where I was planning to pick up my train tickets to York for the  weekend. I accomplished that, determined that the area around King’s Cross was just as sketchy as I’d read, though the building itself–interior–is quite lovely. I visited Platform 9 and 3/4, which is disappointing. I’ll have to examine it more, because I don’t think the sign and the cart cemented into the wall is really between platforms 9 and 10. It’s just kind of…stuck in a wall, and you go down another corridor and there’s platforms 9 and 10. Yeah. But I did get a picture, though not of me pushing the cart, sadly.

After King’s Cross, I hopped onto the Piccadily Line and went down to Knightsbridge, where I spent a lovely hour or so wandering about Harrods. I went into the Egyptian Room first, which houses all of these luxury…handbags, I think, are what’s in there, and there are so many security guards in there that I was afraid to take a picture. It’s quite lovely though. Rather Egyptian :P . After that, I found the Food Halls and oh MY, there are sooo many! I took lots of pictures of them, starting with the tea, coffee, and chocolates hall. Because I do not trust Sainsburies to make me a birthday cake, and have not found a suitable bakery in Mile End, I decided to forgo my cake (beware, Mom, might be baking a cake when I get home!) and buy delectable Swiss chocolate truffles instead. They’re really yummy. There’s also halls with meat and fish and cheese and fruit and veggies and wine and candy, plus little restaurants (Sushi, Pizza!). There’s also a drug store. After that, I headed up to the fourth (I think) floor via the Egyptian Escalator (very cool) to the pet emporium. Yes, there’s a pet store in Harrods. It’s quite odd, although it looks like the dogs and kitties there had nice accomodations. They had rugs and clean paper to go potty on and lots of water and people to play with, and they were well-groomed and everything, and the kitties had little kitty-size chaise lounge chairs. There were lots of hamsters, too, and one kept on climbing up onto the grates of the door, gripping it with its little paws, and shaking it so that its entire  body shook. It was really amusing. But the Egyptian Escalator–it’s really love, done in tones of gold, and at the top, there’s a sphynx head. Cool. And, as you ride up and down, each floor has a little balcony where there are these cool manaquins sort of gazing at you dressed in lovely gowns. Again, I have pictures.

After I did my little tour of Harrods, I headed down to South Kensington to the museums. Right across from the V&A is this beautiful building. It’s huge, made of stone, and has these towers. The architecture is vaguely reminiscent of a more simple Parliament  building, made of lighter stone. I walked around it, taking in the ice skating ring that the zamboni was smoothing, and found the entrance. It’s the Natural History Museum. I thought it was some kind of stately home or town hall or church or something, but no, it’s the absolutely gorgeous Natural History Museum. And it is my new model for Hogwarts. I think the outside of my Hogwarts looks like Oxford, while the inside if very much the Natural History Museum. I really hope my pictures came out, because it’s exquisite. You walk in, and the entrance hall is HUGE, with the wonderfully high ceilings and arcades all around and a second level with arched window openings that look onto the hall. Then there’s this staircase at the opposite end, that splits and goes up to the right and left second storey. Sigh. I could so live there.

Anyway, the Natural History Museum is DEFINITELY worth the trip if you’re in town. The exhibits are incredible; they definitely put the Museum in NYC to shame. And the dinosaurs! I literally went through the entire thing with my mouth open, it was so cool.  They have so many skeletons, and the exhibit is done on two levels. You walk in to see the skeleton of a triceratops, then go up a set of metal stairs to an elevated walkway that takes you down the gallery lined with hanging skeletons of all sorts of dinosaurs. On the other end, you go down a ramp, and there’s an animatronic T-Rex that roars. Cooool! The rest of the exhibit is on the lower level, so you can see all angles of the hanging dinosaur skeletons (that are also beautifully lit, by the way), and go through all of the educational bits you would expect. They also had animatronic velociraptors perched on two of the exhibits, just like in Jurassic Park. They moved and made creepy noises. Again, coooool.

I walked through the rest of the museum over the next few hours, seeing all of the stuffed mammals and dead bugs and what not. I know how termites live, now, in their little tower. Termite babies are funky little critters. Oh! The Whale/Dolphin bit was neat! It was this long hall, like in NY, but they had SO many animals, with all sorts of whales–a blue whale that was a full model, and then skeletons of other whales, and then more models towards the end of smaller whales and dolphins, etc. I have pictures of these, too.

After the animal things, I went into the Earth exhibits, which were funky, but I didn’t really pay attention… My museum attention span has shamefully declined over the years. I stuck around pretty much until they closed, because my knee had started to hurt and it was cold and dark outside. Around 5:40, I went out, and saw bunches of skaters on the ice rink. As I was walking past the V&A, I noticed that they were pulling tables and racks of chairs and crates of food and wine from trucks; PARTY! I didn’t ask what it was for, though. Kind of wish I had, but the people looked busy, and those who weren’t looked like they relished turning away innocent young girls just asking questions…

Fairly soon afterwards, I made it back to Harrods and caught up with Jill, Elizabeth, and Missy, who were taking me out to dinner. We went to this Chinese place I had found just down the street called The Good Earth. The food was yummy–I had grilled chicken and chive dumplings and chicken satay–but the service was bizarre. IT was a really slow night for them, I suppose, because there were only two tables filled in the restaurant, including ours, and about a dozen waiters just standing around staring. One of them came over and demanded that I try the peanut sauce with my chicken satay, since it was better that way. I’m not exagerating. It was the most awkward thing ever. I don’t like peanut sauce, but she was so forceful that I felt obliged to do what she said. It wasn’t very good. The food came out really quickly, so we were probably there 45 minutes tops, but by the time we were done, we practically ran out of the restaurant! I definitely will not be going back, at least not on a week night.

After that, the girls and I stopped into a French patisserie that was close by and had delectable cakes in the window, and we were there for probably an hour or so, up until they closed. I had ordered a double chocolate gateaux as had Missy, but they only had one slice left and even though it was my birthday, Missy was looking at that cake pretty fiercely, so opted for the other mystery cake he’d brought out. I’m not entirely sure what the layers were, but it was chocolate with fruit on the bottom layers (Cherry, strawberries, maybe banana?), mascarpone cheese, and then something else, with chocolate fondant on top. I would never have ordered it myself, but it was so good. Yum.

After we left there, full of chocolate and delicious things and pleased with the friendliness of the waiter, we headed back to Harrods to hop on the tube, though our travel plans had to be quickly changed because of a fire at one of the stations (eek!). I arrived home limping and exhausted, but I had SUCH a great day! Thank you, everyone, who wished me well, and the trio that took me out, and this wonderful city for providing PERFECT weather! I could not have asked for better. Well, almost :P

 

Feliz Cumpleanos a Ti! November 17, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — tb4me2000 @ 4:04 pm

Missy’s twentieth birthday was yesterday, and we had such a blast! I made such a big fuss about this to a select few individuals (um, thanks for listening, Zach and Kathleen and Catherine!), so of course, it ended up being a great night, making me forget about all of the hostility I felt prior to leaving my flat and meeting the girls.

We hadn’t settled on a place before we met at 7 at our usual place, but we ended up deciding to head to Covent Garden/Leicester Square, and wandering around until we found something that looked appetizing. We got off the tube at Covent Garden after switching lines at Holborn (I feel like I’ve done that way too many times!) and meandered our way to Leicester Square. About halfway in between the two, we came across an Italian restaurant (one of thousands in that area, I think) called Bella Italia (I think!). It was busy and the menu looked yummy and affordable, so in we went. After a rough time getting plates for our cheesey garlic bread (Dad, you would be proud. I stared that Italian-accented waiter down. I got very huffy. They were laughing at me.), the rest of the night went off splendidly. Dinner was wonderful; I got a yummy Spaghetti Carbonara, and for dessert, a concoction called The Godfather (fudgey brownie covered in vanilla and toffee icecream, topped with whipped cream, chocolate covered raisings, and other chocolate things we couldn’t identify. Toffee icecream is delectable.). Everyone (oh, that would be Elizabeth, Jill, and Missy. Liz begged off, which was one of the things I was pissy about earlier) enjoyed their food, and it was a long dinner and the conversation was non stop/hysterically funny. We talk about really odd things when we dine. Last week, it was long division, this week, it was the nondimmensionalization of time. Yeah. Intense, right?

And my birthday is on Wednesday! 21! Whooo! I still need to come up with a restaurant idea, though…

 

Brighton! November 17, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — tb4me2000 @ 3:53 pm

So, Saturday, I did in fact go to Brighton on about three hours of sleep, which hopefully did marvelous things for my sleep schedule. Anyway, I was officially ‘up’ at 6 a.m., out the door by 6:45, on the tube by 7, and at Victoria Coach Station by 7:30 to catch my 8:00 coach to Brighton! We arrived by ten after ten following a lovely tour through the south of England and through some of the more quaint suburbs of London.

I have to say, Brighton isn’t what I thought it would be, given its reputation as a popular seaside town. I thought it would be more along the lines of Charleston or Cape May or what I remember of Atlantic/Neptune Beach. But it was rather dingy and dirty feeling. I know it’s difficult to keep buildings looking nice when they are constantly battered by sea air and wind and salt and everything, but it wasn’t really bright and colorful or happy-looking. It certainly wasn’t a place I would look forward to as a summer destination.

As soon as I got off the bus, I almost ran down the street to the boardwalk, the pier, and the ocean. Brighton has some really lovely ocean views, just a straight stretch, and even though it was cloudy and dull out, the sea looked wonderful. The Brighton Pier, where they have food and fair-esque type activities and rides, was off to my right. I wandered a little ways down it, but didn’t really go in, since it was kind of deserted and a tad bit sketchy. Instead, I turned and walked towards the city center, up to the Pavilion Gardens for a tour of George IV’s Royal Pavilion. It was a royal palace in use until Queen Victoria sold it to the town of  Brighton and Hove, and the town has been using it and restoring it ever since. The Royal Pavilion is exquisite, very lavishly decorated. It is done in a western translation of eastern style, with lots of turnip shaped minarets and stuccoed exterior walls. The interior is truly a sight to behold. Georgey definitely outdid himself. The first room that you go into is definitely in a Chinese style, but the second room knocks your socks off. There is a huge light fixture overhead done in the style of a painted paper lantern, and the trim is painted and sculpted to look like bamboo. There are artifacts everywhere, and the wall paper is beautiful. After that, you go into the Banquet Room, which is a site to behold. It’s incredible. The motif here and later in the Music Room is dragons, and they are everywhere. It’s the central chandelier, extended over the long table, that takes the cake, though. At the pinnacle is a dragon that crouches over the entire thing, neck stretched and tongue flickering down at those below. IT holds the chandelier in its claws, and their are spike-like panes of glass (I think?) and knots of crystals that lead down to the base of the fixture. All of the old oil lamps would have been encased by lotus flowers, which were all held in the mouths of smaller metal dragons. The oil lamps would have made it seem as though the dragons were breathing fire into the flowers. All around the room were these dragons and lotus flowers. It was incredible, and I can hardly do a minute part of it justice.

From there, we went into the HUGE kitchen. George served massive diners–one had 36 entrees alone–and always had guests. Then, we went into the galleries that led to the music room, which is this HUGE, circular room with a domed ceiling. The ceiling is covered in gilded cockle shells, all of which look slightly pearlescent mint green in the lighting. The dragons are continued here along with snakes, there’s an organ against the far wall, a fireplace on another…just, wow. I really must try to find some pictures to show you. We were able to go upstairs after that, to see George’s bedroom and Victoria’s bedroom, plus the small library. After that, the tour of the Royal Pavilion quickly returned downstairs to the gift shop, which had utter crap postcards. Truly. I don’t know what they were thinking. I don’t have an issue with not being able to take pictures inside somewhere, but I like to get postcards so that I can remember what things looked like. /sigh

After I exited into the Royal Pavilion garden, which is much more modern park-like at the moment, given that the flowers aren’t blooming and things are starting to hibernate for the winter/die. I went out on the main drag, North Street, admired the unlit Christmas lights that cross the broad Regency street, walked up a block and turned onto Bond Street, which is the beginning of the North Laines, a quirky shopping area filled with dozens of independent shops. I hunted down a bagel place that I’d read about online and went back to the park to eat the BEST bagel I’ve had since I’ve been here. Truly, it was divine. I also shared a little bite with a poor footless pigeon (I so wanted to say penguin there!) that sort of sadly limped over to me and just gazed up with these beady little pigeon eyes. So I tossed it some bread with cream cheese..and..ha…it ate it of course, but when it turned back around to gaze at me again, it had cream cheese all over it’s beak! It was so funny. I must have looked rather silly, sitting on a bench by myself laughing at pigeon.Yeah.

Moving on. After I quickly polished off my delectable lunch, I walked back up to Bond Street and spent the next few hours shopping! I haven’t really done any shopping at all, so this was quite a bit of fun. There were two shops in particular that I adored. The first, Velvet, has two locations a few doors down from each other. One is also home furnishings, the other is a weird mix of decor, knick knacks, gifts, and clothing/shoes/bags for the younger set. I bought the sweetest journal from a UK company called Disaster Designs. It’s covered in fabric, with little appliqued girls and a balloon and a butterfly and embroidery which reads: ‘mes petits secrets’. It’s really adorable, and everyone must see it. The outside that is, not the inside. That’s where I intend to write my secrets. Not that I have very many, but still. Just in case. Actually, I shared the first secret I wrote down with Mom before I even wrote it. Sigh. I am a hopeless personal secret keeper. I keep other people’s secrets really well though! Maybe I should write other people’s secrets in it. Haha. That would be really amusing to read in 20 years, I bet.

The second store that I loved is one that I read about online, called Lavender Room. It’s this beautiful little boutique with gorgeous lingerie that I so coveted, some pretty clutches, clothing, accessories, shoes, beautiful cotton robes, fab cotton undies that were really overpriced (even the ladies intending to buy things thought so. I eavesdropped.), and fun flannel pjs. And socks! I bought a pair of the loveliest, softest, warmest socks. They are handknit woolen angora mix sockies that come up to my knees, and they are striped in a slate color and an eggplant color. I loves them. Perfect for when I’m doing work in my pjs and my tootsies get chilled. Those were my proud purchases of the day. I almost bought a sweater, but ten minutes of waiting for a dressing room to open up made me put it back on the rack and leave. I’m so patient :P Then I walked up up up the streets and ventured into side streets and whatnot, admiring the outdoor cafes and the christmas lights (globes suspended on strands of lights criss crossed all of the streets! I wish I could have seen them illuminated). It was also a great opportunity to people watch. Brighton is pretty much the capital of Gay/Lesbian life in Britain, so there were some interesting characters and ensembles walking the streets. Plus, it’s a fairly artsy place, at least in certain parts. Some of the graffiti on the sides of shops was incredible. I wish I wouldn’t have stifled the urge to pull out my camera and snap a few shots of it.

After I’d seen all of the North Laines (um, twice), I crossed over North Street to see the shopping options on The Lanes, which offers an interesting mix of high street/upmarket shops (like The Gap and Next and Monsoon and things you see on Oxford Street and Regent Street) and designer thingies (Prada! Gucci!). There were also a ton of jewelry stores. Loads. And a little Baptist Church that was having a fair trade market that ended up being very small. But I went through it all, yes I did, and after that, I walked way way way up the big hill, walked down by the sea shore, and then walked all the way back up to Brighton Pier. Then, I looped back around to North Street and went to the chocolatier/patisserie that I spied on my first trip down it and indulged in a lovely slice of chocolate fudge cake. Yum. I spent my remaining time in the Pavilion Gardens, on the phone chatting with the family, before I had to catch my coach back. Just about as soon as we pulled out of the station, I passed out, and remained out until we crossed the bridge over the Thames and went flying through west/central London back to Victoria. It was a bumpy ride.

edited to show you a picture of my journal!

cute, no?

cute, no?

 

Announcements November 15, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — tb4me2000 @ 12:26 am

1. I’m going to BRIGHTON today! And I am so excited! I am attributing my sleeplessness foolishly to a Christmas morning-like anticipation. Really, it’s more to do with my completely screwed up sleeping schedule. But BRIGHTON!

2. I am very disappointed by how infrequently some (cough/most) people update their blogs. I have voyeuristic blog tendencies, and am thus disappointed. I’ve also noticed that I am using ‘thus’ a lot in my papers. Counted in three times in one paragraph before I caught myself and made some replacements. I like how official it sounds, how authoritative and mature and uppercrust-like. Anyway, back to blogs. Update your blogs or forget your life! That’s my mantra.

3. I think my entire flat is awake. It’s Tim’s birthday today, and one of his friends just came by and rang the bell. All the way from across London. At 5 in the morning. And Xavier is doing god knows what, likely with his girlfriend.

4. The keg is hopefully gone! They were standing outside hours ago yelling, ‘free shot! free tibet!’ Not sure how effective that was, but they were drinking for awhile, so hopefully it’s all delightfully GONE!

That’s it for now. But it is five in the morning. 5:26, actually. So don’t be surprised if I come back with something equally nonsensical.

 

Life is just a bowl of cherries November 13, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — tb4me2000 @ 11:00 pm

Don’t take it serious. Life’s too…mysterious… / Fosse

So, life. Or something like it. Let’s see how many cultural references I can include in this post that promises to be epic. I’ve been up to a great many things lately, few of which I’ve imparted to you. Sadness, I know, but I’ll give it a go (rhyme!).

Saturday 8 November

Today, I took a day trip with Jill, Missy, and 13 other people from Queen Mary on a chartered Dorset Tour that took us to Stonehenge, Salisbury, and the New Forest. I woke up early, made myself lunch, and headed to the meeting place–Queen’s Building–happily walking under blue skies. That didn’t last long, for as soon as our tour guide Steve showed up in the zebra-striped mini-bus, 15 minutes late, the clouds were rolling in and he was asking us if we knew how to get out of London from the East End. Um, negative. We ended up driving down to the Billingsgate Fish Market, and then I guess that plan went down the tubes, because we headed back up to Whitechapel, into The City, across London Bridge, down into Southwick (past the Cathedral, which is beautiful!) to sketchy Elephant and Castle, and then did a nice tour of South London, from the East all the way west through the beautiful suburbs of Richmond, then up through Ealing and finally onto the M3. Or M4. One of the two.

It began to rain when we got onto the highway, letting up thankfully when we got to the service station, which very much resembled a US rest stop, though perhaps cleaner and sans Starbucks. Then it was back on the road and down to Wessex, and on to Stonehenge. It’s such an odd site. You can see it from the highway; just this huge circle of massive rocks. We entered the National Heritage Site, paid for our entrance, and, audio tour in one hand and camera in the other (made for interesting finagling as we took pictures and listened), walked up the hill to Stone Henge.

I wish I could say that I felt an earthly power radiating from the stones, but I didn’t. Not that I was disappointed, mind you, it was just something I had in the back of my mind. The site really is awe-inspiring. I’ve heard people say that it’s really not worth the trip out there, that it isn’t that great, but I thought it was incredible to see these majestic stones, some of which were hauled hundreds of miles in the days before the wheel, and then hear about how the people of the time probably constructed the circle. The history is incredible, knowing that so long ago, people created this perfect circle that told time, piecing the stones together using primitive (but obviously effective) building techniques.

I found a bit of humor in the site, too, largely because this wonder of the world is surrounded by thousands of grazing sheep that the National Heritage Site workers have to chase away from the roped off viewing area every so often. In the surrounding hills there’s also a number of bronze age burial mounds. AFter viewing the stone circle, Jill and Missy and I hiked all the way up to where the mounds are cordoned off with barbed wire. They, too, are kind of funny, because they look like massive lumps of dirt with grass and weeds growing on them and cows grazing in close proximity. All the way up on those hills, though, we had an incredible view of the English countryside. It was very peaceful, even with all the cars flying down the highway and the people milling about Stonehenge. Nice to breathe in fresh air and see cows and sheep.

After our hour at Stonehenge, the 16 of us and Steve piled back into the minibus and drove to Salisbury, a medieval city with a highly esteemed gothic cathedral, often called the most beautiful in England. It’s a pretty cathedral. Gothic. Gothic cathedrals are usually rather lovely. We went in and wandered around a bit, then walked to the city center, stopping in a local cafe type place to eat our lunch and sip some lovely hot chocolate (or mocha, in Jill’s case), then wandered through the streets, which I found surprisingly grid like. We talk all the time in my history class and representing london class about how the twisting streets of London are remnants of its medieval origins, so I had expected Salisbury, as a medieval city, to have streets rather twisty, kind of like Siena. Not so much, no. We walked under St. Ann’s Gate, saw the House of John a’Porte (c. 1425), The Guildhall, The College of Matrons, The Pheasant Inn, Mompesson house, The Town Mill, The Old George, and the Poultry Cross (all handily explained in our walk-around guide and map. Central Salisbury is historic-building central, with tons of Tudor-style, timberframed buildings precariously perched all over the place. We also explored St. Thomas’ Church, which was completely empty. It’s fairly small, but quite a lovely gothic specimen. Most of it is 15th century, but some of it dates to the 13th. Now, it’s kind of hidden behind a tea shop, unfortunately, so it’s hard to get a good front view, and easy to walk right on past it. We also found a real, live bakery (haven’t found one yet in London!), and walked through the market. It was a bit more commercialized than we’d hoped, so we did that quickly–although they had some uber cheap cheese and meat, and had we been going straight home or armed with a cooler, we would so have enjoyed ourselves at that one stall. /sigh

After our wanderings, we went back to the bus. It was about three o’clock, and it starts getting dark around four, completely black around five. We drove for probably another half hour–which direction, I couldn’t tell you–but somehow, we emerged in the New Forest, which isn’t all forest, I was surprised to find. The New Forest was establed by William the Conquerer hundreds of years ago as his own personal park. Peasants couldn’t graze their animals there, couldn’t hunt, couldn’t even gather fallen wood. On pain of death. Nice guy, eh? Nowadays, most of what we drove through resembled what I imagined heath would like like, as in Wuthering Heights-esque lonely moors, all damp and full of brambles and tones of grey and muted reds and eggplants, with evergreens scattered across the open hills and into the forests. Ever heard of the New Forest Pony? Well, they live here. There are several thousand of them at the moment, and they are wild horses…though somewhat dulled to the intrusions of the modern world, thanks to tourists and random visitors invading their territory and trying to pet them. As it’s gotten quite a bit colder, they’re growing in their fluffy winter coats, which makes them quite cute and cuddly looking. It was actually rather nice, though this was the part of the trip that I didn’t really care for, initially. I wandered away from the group, who were steadfastly stalking the poor ponies, who kept trying to walk away nonchalantly. I found two ponies hidden by a bushy bit of evergreen, and sort of crouched down and watched them, talking under my breath quietly. They were interested in me for a moment, then went back to eating. It was really peaceful, just watching them eat and go about their business, not caring that I was there since I didn’t try to pet them. One girl came up behind me though and tried to get closer, and they walked away… Shortly after that, I found a very chubby little guy, a paint pony with splashes of white and chestnut, who greatly resembled dear devious Dandelion, but fatter. I got within a foot of him before he turned his bum towards me and sort of looked over his shoulder like he was saying, ‘do you doubt I will kick you?’ At that moment, I noticed everyone had gone back to the bus, so I ran back, and we went home. Well, almost.

Traffic was bad when we got back to West London, and so by the time I recognized that we were in Kensington/Knightsbridge, we all got off the bus to take the tube back to Mile End. We got off and walked to Harrods, where the Knightsbridge stop is, and found it closed. Bummer. But, Harrods was beautifully, classily lit for the holidays! I’m going to have to go back and get pictures soon. We ended up walking to the South Kensington station, then taking the District line back to Mile End, where we all stopped at Budgens to get some supplies for dinner before retiring.

Sunday and Monday were homework/lazy days, and Tuesday was my first day back in class. It was a really longgg day, as I had an hour of lecture followed by lunch, and then three more hours of nonstop class. I really am coming to love my Narrative Fiction seminar group. It’s probably the one school-related thing I’ll miss back in Richmond. Everyone comes in and is so merry and chatty and friendly, and Rosemary leads such fun discussions and people talk, and it’s really rather nice. That night, as proposed by Elizabeth who I suppose was feeling rather homesick for America, the troup (Elizabeth, Liz, Jill, Missy, and I) went to TGI Fridays in Picadilly Circus. The menu was the same. The decor was the same. The only thing that burst my American bubble was the British waiter. Oh well. Can’t win them all!

Wednesday was English Society, which was fine, as always. Kirsten, my fellow American classmate and friend, received her grade for her presentation. She got a 72, which is a really good A here. We were surprised because the professor had added a lot to her presentation, and disagreed with pieces of it. Hopefully, the way she was graded will bode well for my own presentation in two weeks.

Wednesday night was a rather frantic one, as I ended up spending a lot longer than expected editing down my walking journal (ended up around 1700 words, which was far better than 2400!), trying to figure out how to cite poetry and reprinted material in the very-limited MHRA style that the English Department uses, then trying to get my receipt and cover sheet forms together, then making it over to the library, waiting ten minutes for the computer to boot up and log me on, then trying to get my pictures to look decent in a word doc (ended up using power point, since word kept freezing!), and printing them on the uber slow printers. I was so frustrated by the end of it, so done with everything and completely fried. It was half past eight when I returned to my flat, so I had a cereal dinner rather than the roasted chicken I had intended to make, and then chilled out with some Pride and Prejudice fanfiction, since I couldn’t focus on anything else.

Thursday was d-day, deadline day, the day I handed in my Representing London walking journal, the first assignment I’ve had to submit at Queen Mary. It went well, I think. I was much more put together then my fellow (QM) classmates, stapled and coversheeted and everything. Score! Class was so dull and boring, all based on the theory of the city, and so few people attended lecture, I guess because they were still doing their walking journals, which we handed in during Seminar. Ah well. After class was over for the day, and the week, I went back to Budgens for food stuffs (ham and cheese and crackers and milk!), had lunch, and then passed out around 3. I woke up at 8:30, which is why I’m stil up now, as it nears 4 a.m. I’m just a teensy bit tired, so hopefuly I’ll be able to go to sleep soon.

Happy Friday, now that we’re all caught up!

 

If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be? November 12, 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — tb4me2000 @ 9:47 am

Stolen, as most entertaining survey things are, from Jen’s facebook. And I’ll fill you in on more interesting England-y things soon. Promise. This is just more fun, provided my iTunes opens in the next century.

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here’s how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that’s playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don’t lie and try to pretend your cool…
7. When you’re finished tag some other people to do it!

Opening Credits:
“So Far”–Bernadette Peters

Waking Up:
“Finale”– OBC How to Succeed in Business…

First Day at School:
“Overture”–Bernadette Peters/2003 Revival of Gypsy

Falling in Love:
“Only Heart”–John Mayer

Fight Song:
“What Kind of Woman”–Ragtime

Breaking Up:

“With a Little Bit O’ Luck”–OBC My Fair Lady

Prom:
“Drops of Jupiter”–Train

Prom night (if you know what I mean):
“Play”–Jennifer Lopez

Mental Breakdown:
“Quartet/There’s a Man Transition”–OBC The Secret Garden

Driving:
“Nothing Like a Dame”–OBC South Pacific

Flashback:
“What a Game”–Ragtime

Getting Back Together:
“No. 6 in G Minor”–Handel, Chamber Music (oh God, court dance)

Wedding:
“Miniature Overture”–Tchaikovsky’s The Nutcracker

Birth of Child:
“Sit Down You’re Rockin the Boat”–OBC Guys and Dolls

Final Battle:
“Tonight’s The Night”–1992 BC Crazy For You

Death Scene:
“Processional and Maria”–Soundtrack, The Sound of Music

Funeral Song:
“The Council of Elrond”–Enya, Lord of the Rings, The Fellowship of the Ring Soundrack

End Credits:
“If I Ever Leave This World Alive”–Flogging Molly

Weird soundtrack, no? Heavy on the Broadway. (Your turn, Kathleen!)